anusha, i have to admit, is mad. in the nicest way possible.
i think madness as a character trait has been much abused by hollywood and writers of horrid creepy thrillers. at one time, it was perfectly respectable to be mad. to follow white rabbits down burrows. (now not only is it hard to find burrows, it's hard to find parents who don't have an apoplectic fit if they lose sight of their child, even for a moment.) to drink your own piss (like meatloaf). marry your children (like woody allen). use mars bars as sex toys (redlands bust), chew off bats heads (this you gotta know).
anyway, i feel madness is slowly declining. and we really should do more to keep it alive in our lives.
i'm glad anusha is doing her bit. she threw up her job and such like, moved to london to study photography, and ensures top of mind recall by sending these weekly emails full of her mad dehati takes on london. here's one of them.
desi eye on firangi guy
i discovered today that THE kevin spacey lives in the same building as my young friends nishant and rhea. just three floors above.
there was a time i wanted to marry him.
until last night i still wanted to but..unfortunately as i was informed. this morning...he is into young boys...very very sad for me. one more out of range.
anyway we saw his red mini cooper, his black lambretta scooter andhis blue lexus parked in the basement.. and felt closer to him...aakhir hamare dost ke gaadi uske gaadi ke paas parked hoti hai.. ROZ!
atleast he has decent taste in transport. every day he takes a private elevator up to his pent house apartment. we are wondering if we should invite him for a warm indian meal "kuch khayenge.. mutton biryani.. indian chai tea, garam ya thanda??"or stalk him.. leave intelligent sounding notes on his car or leave anonymous message with the conceirge.
he has a dog too. who is walked by a dog walker. wondering if i should at least apply for that job. and i imagine myself having intelligent conversations about world cinema, with at least the dog, who apparently in his own right is a star. (for reasons i don’t know) but paparazzi ke liye kevin naheen touska kutta chalega! heheheheh! anyway thought you all must know..about latest amusing london news.
glad to see that the beer has definitely gone to her head. you can catch more of her here.
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Well, I don't understand everything in this story about Kevin Spacey's lifestyle, but all I can say is that, no, he's not "into young boys" ! If he were, he'd be overwhelmed with lawsuits, which is not the case. You know, my dear, you should :
1) Not listen to spiteful gossips.
2) Not spread them so carelessly, at least, when you listened.
As for marrying him, forget about it : you've just lost your chance :-).
dear anonymous
i don't know if this comment is for me or my friend, but you should:
1. not take everything so seriously
2. decide who can marry whom (that's up to kismet and kevin spacey)
3. think you're an authority on kevin spacey. he might be into young boys, he might not. but i'm sure as hell he's having a good time doing what he's doing. and only he has a right to take affront to the post - if at all.
4. fight kevin's (see how casually i slip into first name basis with him) battles for him. he's old enough to do so himself.
but none the less, thanks for dropping in.
dear anonymous
i don't know if this comment is for me or my friend, but you should:
1. not take everything so seriously
2. decide who can marry whom (that's up to kismet and kevin spacey)
3. think you're an authority on kevin spacey. he might be into young boys, he might not. but i'm sure as hell he's having a good time doing what he's doing. and only he has a right to take affront to the post - if at all.
4. fight kevin's (see how casually i slip into first name basis with him) battles for him. he's old enough to do so himself.
but none the less, thanks for dropping in.
There must always be a devil's advocate. But when the charge is so outrageous and ill-founded, he'd better be very good. :-)
KS into young boys ?!!! Where the heck did those kids take that crap from ? Oh, I see… Grannies shouldn’ t be allowed to watch “Family Guy”. That's how their grandchildren's mind gets poisoned :-)))
well to have a few people atleast think that there is a possibility, Fact is He IS into young boys. He could also be into other age groups and other genders. But Apparently its a well known fact here amongst all the journalists and media. He also got mugged apparently walking his dog at four in the morning. He filed a complaint and then immediately withdrew it, knowing that the cops may retort with a suspected behavior case as to why was he in the lawns at four in the morning, alone 20 miles away from home. Walking his dog as an alibi wouldn't have worked.. because as london shagging behavior goes, a gay journalist told me.. apparently "walking in the lawns alone that late" is for one and only reason and i can tell you this much, its not for fresh air.
well as long as someone is entertained.. with "tabloid shit".. how does it matter.
Life is amusing.. and you've got to make it spicy.
I agree with the second comment. Completely.. and the read up was funny and amusing.
It made me giggle. So there, its done its job.
I bet you'd react very differently if you were the one who is slandered.
you know what, everyone i know, at least all the women i know, have slandered reputations. mostly undeserved and sometimes gloriously deserved.
thing is, if you live your life, on your terms. and you live it well. slander will definitely be a by product of it.
like everyone's saying now a days, well behaved people don't make history.
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